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iCarly: Weird

Title: Weird
Fandom: iCarly
Pairing: Sam/Spencer
Note: Dialogue-only
Rating:  PG13

Summary: This is weird. But it can't be weird, can it?


“Do you ever think about how weird this is?”

“Mmm? What?”

“Me and you. Naked. In bed. Together.”

“All the time.”



“Sure? Or yes?”

“… What was the question?” – OW! Sam!”

“This isn’t funny!”

“Yes it is. Owww. Is that really necessary?”

“Yes. It is.”

“… I do, sometimes.”

“… mmm so warm.”

“Do you?”

“… …”

“Hey, I – no. You know that…”

“I – it’s you. And me. And… she thinks I’m crazy.”


“You and me… it is crazy. There are so many… this shouldn’t… it feels too good.”

“Baby… there’s nothing wrong with being happy. You make me – you make me so happy I can’t stand it sometimes.”


“… Sam …”

“But there’s Carly. And people – and it’s weird.”

“Sam… ”

“But this works. I fit. It can’t be weird if I fit. If this is so comfy – it can’t be weird.”

“Sam, there’s nothing weird. … I love you.”

“… that’s what’s weird – I love you too.”


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